Hi! :D

See what your followers think of you.

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

alphaboss:

when girls say they’ve never watched porn

that fuckingface

imactuallysatan:

DONE

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

bubblegumtwink:

let this be a lesson

batreaux:

son. (puts hand on shoulder) you know, sometimes, (puts another hand on your shoulder) life just… (puts third hand on shoulder)

alphaboss:

rolacola:

Hi, I’m Franklin D. Roosevelt, and you’re watching Deal or New Deal

it’s things like these that make me love tumblr

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

Marvel movies + Wolverine’s sass